The world has officially imploded! HMV have bought out Fopp, retaining only six of its stores in the UK. Hello to overpriced CDs and DVDs. Amazon and CDWow must be rejoicing at the news. And they wonder why there is a slump in sales.

There are some things in life that you are slightly embarassed to admit to, but still like whatever anybody says. Hall and Oates are one of mine...

Can somebody please take Kate Nash out to a tea and buns stall in a little known hamlet of East Anglia and leave her there please? That way she'll get confused amongst the bric-a-brac stalls and forget to bother the charts ever again. Could someone also take little Lily to an equally mundane destination at the opposite end of the country? Trust me it would really be doing the country a favour. Now I just need some mindbleech to rid me of all this o-ver pro-nun-see-ay-shun, but I cahn't.

There's an unbelievable picture of a billboard advert for Grimsby College here. A sign happens to get in the way of one of the letters and gives the ad a completely different message. Must be seen (unless you are offended by the c word).

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Ms Kaplinsky's career summed up in one image! Her talents are to be extended to a new 60 second bulletin.

According to Lieutenant Walter Haut's affadavit, released after his death, states that the Roswell aliens were real!

Latest shocking story on the Beeb is Catherine Tate to be Doctor Who's new companion. Catherine Tate is little short of awful. I can't believe that they've spent the last three years making Dr Who a brilliant Saturday night staple just to p*ss it all up the wall like this.

Baggage handler John Smeaton turned up on several news channels over the weekend. He was on the spot when terrorists attacked Glasgow airport. Seeing the driver of the jeep attacking the police, John decided to wade in. His retelling of the events on BBC 24 were astonishing - and, amidst the horror, extremely refreshing. Somone has set up a site to pay honour to the guy, good on him.